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Rage of Vengeance Quotes

This section displays quotes from the current and earlier cycles. Some of them need a bit of inside information, some are just cool. Arwen has started to collect these quotes even during her play time. If you see a 'You' as character talking it is in most cases Arwen. If you have new quotes please report them to Arwen or Foil or send them to rageofvengeance [at] gmail . com to be posted here.

Nitrousoxide chats, 'ahhh... the code outsmarted itself'
You chat, 'no, it outsmarted masacre :P'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'heh... i think his leather pants did that to him once too'

Merlin chats, 'wish I was a paladin'
Merlin chats, 'so I could load masacre up with lances'

Nitrousoxide chats, 'i need to quit work so i can devote more time to whimsical pursuits'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'i.e. - my lifelong dream of pk'ing moiraine, thus winning her heart'

While talking about keywords for targetting enemies:
Elazul chats, 'Fatty should work for attacking Warped'
WWarped chats, 'ur off my christmas card list'

Wiegraf [ClanTalks] 'where ve you been this whole time'
Benny [ClanTalks] 'hiding'
Wiegraf [ClanTalks] 'hiding from what haha'
Benny [ClanTalks] 'the crazy hypnomonkies'

--> Masacre tells Pygmy 'btw if i ever come over to the usa'
--> Masacre tells Pygmy 'i ll be visiting you'
--> Masacre tells Pygmy 'and you better be a 3 foot high cloud giant'
--> Masacre tells Pygmy 'otherwise im so dissappointed'

Rezo chats, 'i want Wiegraf's spells removed from the pk night'
Worrad chats, 'me too'
Worrad chats, 'cause I want to listen to him cry about losing the spells :)'

--> Sick tells you 'i know this is goin to be a no but can you create a xp mod atleast 1 special one?'
You tell Sick 'why ?'
--> Sick tells you 'no reason just wanted to hear a no XD'

--> Simkin tells you 'in my eyes, the robots are like canadians, the henchmen are like americans'
--> Simkin tells you 'they're still somewhat useful, they just ain't very bright'

+* Wiegraf *+ whines, 'I'm 18, what am I suppose to do, act like Mature like Mature 30 year olds with lives?

(with 1114 max hps)
Cronus chats, 'he doesnt hit TOO hard... in one bash he only got me to 375hp'

Worrad says, 'we don't have indoor plumbing yet .. that's why I go afk a lot'

Arwen chats, 'how are you in hell wiegraf?'
Wiegraf chats, 'I have no idea, trying to delete I guess'
Wiegraf chats, 'it's fine, I like to bask in the warmth. And I don't need to eat, because I starve and don't die :)'
Wiegraf chats, 'I feel safe in Hell. I'm afraid because if I get sent out, I may get the starving message as soon as I spawn and die of hunger!'

--> Gemetzl tells you 'it can't be good when the gods aren't happy with eachother. . .'

Ein chats, 'finding this krakka mage is harder than finding a needle in the haystack'

--> Blitz tells you 'i am an addict i cant control myself.... that is like showing a crack head a giant crack rock and telling him not to use it'

Rymad chats, 'he's dropping the boils like its going out of style and he has a closet full

Worrad PRAYS, 'Please change Rezo's name to Escad .. thanks'
Wiegraf PRAYS, 'Well, I read Arwen's description. So I think it's in the best interest of the mud if you change Worrad's name to Puffylittlegirlface. K thanks :)'

Wiegraf chats, 'Worrad, do you think aliens exist?'
Worrad chats, 'nod, my in-laws'

Rezo says, 'i might as well comit suicid'
Cronus says, 'should take a spelling class first or your tombstone will have bad grammar.

Escad chats, 'k, I'll brb 2 mins, I am going to throw myself down the stairs'

Jrk [ImmoTalks] I got memory leaks
Jrk [ImmoTalks] And this time not irl

Sick chats, 'y the robots so super'
You chat, 'the obvious answer is because you are weak :)'

Masacre [ImmoTalks] You aren't stupid, you just came a little less favourable out of the roller.

Escad chats, 'I know pretty much nothing about Holland'
Escad chats, 'All I've heard are "Dutch girls are weird" from Falloutboy.'

Pedro says, 'i wanna feel death'
Pedro says, 'cause i'm emo'

Sleek chats, 'my eyes hurt when i looked at blitz'
Sleek chats, 'very colorful guy'

Masacre [ImmoTalks] BAD LUCK FOR THE MORTALS

Worrad chats, 'if you could take a player not at the keys or me, you would prolly take the person afk, cause I talk to much'

Masacre [ImmoTalks] many notes on the noteboard
Balin [ImmoTalks] yep i'll let arwen clean
Masacre [ImmoTalks] woman's job anyway

[Auction] [Falloutboy] [Letter E] has been SOLD to Gemetzl for 100 coins.
Gemetzl chats, 'haha! I bought a vowel! '

Balin [ImmoTalks] mud as a thesis project...ROFL
Foil [ImmoTalks] nod :)
Balin [ImmoTalks] i mean that's every college person's dream how'd u pull that
Foil [ImmoTalks] well in our master we are being guided into certain graduation themes in which you can graduate
Foil [ImmoTalks] and one happened to be virtual communities
Foil [ImmoTalks] so I matched one and one :)
Balin [ImmoTalks] this is the McDonald's School of Education right? You graduate with masters and they let you work the grill?

Blitz chats, 'I'm 30 years old'
Demnogonis chats, '30?? man I thought you were 60...at least you walk across the map like you're old and crippled'

Akio chats, 'opp align?'
Morline chats, 'they are other players whose whole purpose in life is to demoralize us'
Akio chats, 'we're evil, shouldn't we do the demoralizing?'

Cassandra [ClanTalks] ack arwen's on, i have to say something witty to be in the quotes!
Cassandra [ClanTalks] the pressure!

Masacre THUNDERS, 'oh the lag is me'
Ayukawa chats, 'jesus mas, pls dont play counterstrike on the mud box!'

Blitz chats, 'the best advice I can give, is do not take advice from me'

--> Blitz tells you 'hug arwen :)'
--> Blitz tells you 'and give one to the baby too'
--> Blitz tells you 'and one to balin, but run afterwards he don't like hugs from me'

Masacre [ImmoTalks] i am hardly capable of structured thoughts at the moment, which is emphasized by deletions of escad, so changing my behavior by suggesting different files will not work.

Masacre chats, 'brave whities needed!'
Masacre [ImmoTalk] :)
Faust chats, 'I'm brave, but generally useless'
Ayukawa chats, 'I'm useful, but cowardly as shit'
Faust chats, 'are we questing for your courage again and my brains'

Escad says, 'I'm not prejudice btw, I hate everyone equally.'

--> Masacre tells you 'empty bed. little note. 'We have your child' We want 100.000 in unmarked bills. A pizza. And 1000 WPS on RoV on the following characters: ...'

You chat, 'mud is the male version of a soap opera'

Blitz chats, 'i know morlines one weakness.... mwaahahahah!'
Arwen chats, 'girls?'

--> Blitz tells you 'i told one of my neighbor's kids that there was a bear in my back yard, so i jumped on his back and rode him into the woods'
--> Blitz tells you 'and he tells all his friends in school and wanted to bring me in for show and tell'

Arwen chats, 'your picture is blurry'
Ayukawa chats, 'my gf hasnt got the trick of holding button down for 1 sec to focus yet'
Foil chats, 'he told me it was to cover up for his ugliness :P'

Rymad chats, 'i guess eagles must be female since i'm a chick magnet'

Hyperion tells the group '-mutter- the day microsoft makes a product that doesnt suck, is the day they make a vacuum'

Eskotas tells the group 'Akasi is from Australia...I met him'
Eskotas tells the group 'he works near where I live'
Eskotas tells the group 'funny guy'
Eskotas tells the group 'I should offer him sex for remorts :)';
Eskotas tells the group 'but he is married '
Akasi chats, 'I tend to snoop gtells when I am bored btw :P'
Eskotas tells the group 'lucky I didnt tell the truth and say what a prick he was'

Balin [ImmoTalks] wow i gotta desc that
Balin [ImmoTalks] *Notification: Masacre just logged off.
Masacre [ImmoTalks] Disturbingly I cannot remember _why_ I logged off.
Masacre [ImmoTalks] And, until I read that, I didn't remember me logging off at all. I just wondered why there was no connection open :S

Blitz chats, 'balin and arwen, you guys come out to east coast we going to do rov get together in AC!'
Miseria chats, 'Me + Blitz getting married in AC it will be fun'
Blitz chats, 'i will bring my dagger and we will take over casino'

Hyperion tells the group 'heh,the sun is going to kill me before the whities'

Escad says, 'what's a trimester'
You say, '3 months = trimester'
You say, '1st trimester is when you are tired and have morning sickness'
You say, '2nd trimester is where you gain weight'
You say, '3rd is where you gain more and feel like a whale'
Halcyon says, '3rd trimester is where you KEEL everyone'
Escad says, 'my father is in the 3rd trimester I believe'

Mox chats, 'who put the stupid bartender blocker in front of Dagon, in NC...i do like Bartenders, and the drinks they serve.. but when the bartender told me i was under age, i got mad'

Escad says, 'tanked Sothan like a pixie in big metal whole-body covering wings! I felt like an airborne ninja turtle'

+* Aslan *+ begins to cast [identify] at [breast].

Blitz [ClanTalks] morline's flurries are better then mcdonalds

Balin and Arwen's Love Shack [Indoors]
[Exits: none]
A king-sized and very comfortable looking waterbed is standing here.
Arwen is here before you.
Balin is here watching you.

Arwen asks, 'who changed my bed?'
Arwen has created a large bed!

Balin and Arwen's Love Shack [Indoors]
[Exits: none]
A king-sized and very comfortable looking waterbed is standing here.
A large bed, worthy to a princess, stands in the center of the room.

Arwen says, 'worthy to a princess'
Arwen says, 'that's mine'
Balin says, 'fine i get the KING sized waterbed'
Balin struts proudly.

Escad chats, 'Microwavable Calverilis soup is what those troll guards say!'

Cassandra chats, 'the rumors of my cooties have been greatly exaggerated!'
Crip chats, 'but a cootie is a cootie none the less!'

[ImmoNet] Valis killed by Valis at A Small Dirt Road
Valis chats, 'that's gotta be a first'
Arwen chats, 'nah happens all the time'
Valis chats, 'dying to a door? an inanimate object'

You tell Marek 'i want a balin action figure'
--> Marek tells you 'Umm, thats how you got pregnant in the first place'

Nitrousoxide chats, 'i have a medical problem...'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'i'm just so damn good looking'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'i can't handle the constant attention from females'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'i practically need to hire body guards to keep the girls away'

Masacre [ImmoTalks] somehow the hi_room field was gone
Balin [ImmoTalks] weird i think arwen broke it lets blame her
Balin [ImmoTalks] write her a note saying how you had to work 5 hours trying to fix grunko and please not to break anything else :P

Blitz chats, 'i feel like the way the beatles felt when they broke up'

Demnogonis chats, 'ooh btw arwen balin ... gratz .. having a girl is NICE!'
Wackywarlord chats, 'just wait till she turns 13 :P'
Demnogonis chats, '30 you mean'
Demnogonis chats, 'that's gonna be first time she's going out'

Celeste says, 'I guess I'll have to try to be more witty so you'll add me to your quotes.'

Vivax chats, 'whats a good way to get gold?'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'killing whities as they go to guild'

LOVE Me!
Falloutboy chats, 'if that was not arwen then it's a disturbing message...'
Masacre chats, 'falloutboy is one of those children who thinks every guy who loves a guy is gay!'
Falloutboy chats, 'look at the picture of yourself on the website :P'
Nitrousoxide chats, 'force masacre zing self'
Masacre chats, 'lucky me, i now host the website so i can alter the pictures :)'
Balin chats, 'great now it'll be a naked gay masacre'

Jrk [ImmoTalks] are the clans wiped properly btw?
Foil [ImmoTalks] wiped yes, properly, no clue :P

Cassandra [ClanTalks] what are you going to be when you grow up, piggy?
Pigfarmer [ClanTalks] arwen
Cassandra [ClanTalks] a healer?
Pigfarmer [ClanTalks] but with more hair

Jigsaw chats, 'i've got two speed, slow and are you ld?'

Akasi [ImmoTalks] bunks are cool...means you can sleep on top of a woman not your wife without a divorce

Wonkafactory chats, 'im broke, need money.. any other ideas on how to make extra cash...Ideas brought up and done so far... A)prostitution B) real job C) sperm bank'

Turan chats, 'id rather win money and boobs but i guess mudding fame and glory will have to do'

--> Masacre tells you 'im no chatnoob'

Christian chats, 'know what's funny, is morting, putting on your equipment and bleeding because you have so much +hp gear'

Xyruno chats, 'i dont want to spoon my brother'

Xyruno asks, 'doesnt poking kilith in the ribs just make you want to slip and poke him in the eye?'

Rymad chats, 'women always think they are right...which is usually true'

Jigsaw chats, 'weird dude that tom, weird dude'
Foil chats, 'so are you....looking at your picture :P'

You tell Alakhai 'where are you from?'
--> Alakhai tells you 'my mommy gave birth to me once :) ... I always thought I was from a stork but that's rubbish :)'

Kilith chats, 'damn how long is the repop in this area ... I could bake cookies while I wait!'

(Description of Phayde)
Rules of Engagement:
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1. LOOK durring fights. Look often. Note number of enemies vs allies.
2. Type GR and check out your group hps. If it looks bad, FLEE.
3. Always run to an open area.
4. Flee before you bleed.
5. Make a button or alias to flee so that you don't mistype.
6. Never follow a leader you do not trust.
7. It is NEVER anyone's fault but YOUR OWN when you die.
8. see 7
9. Never trust your enemy to bring an even fight.
10. Never trust your enemy with any information they don't already have.
11. Never trust your enemy not to loot.
12. Never trust your enemy to "just talk"
13. NEVER TRUST YOUR ENEMY.
14. Never idle or afk outside portal
15. Never return to save someone unless you:
a> expect to die
b> are confident you can save them
c> are POSITIVE they are smart enough to let you save them
16. It is always better to flee early, heal and return than flee late.
17. Always take someone along that runs slower than you.
18. Use SCAN.
19. It is always your fault when you die.

Christian chats, 'i need a loan of 100 prac b/c i'm as smart as a brick'
Christian chats, 'an intelligent brick as far as bricks go... but a brick nonetheless'

You THUNDER, 'What did Balin and I dress up for Halloween as?'
Cassandra chats, 'a hillbilly?'
Balin chats, 'nah we live in arkansas that'd not been dressing up'

Masacre says, 'children rule'
Masacre says, 'its almost like remorting'

Falloutboy chats, 'good girls go to heaven, bad girls get everywhere :)'

--> Jigsaw tells you 'it is just me or do falloutboy's plans always have massive holes in them?'

Ashmodai chats, 'masacre likes cheaters...reminds him of playing'

--> Seige tells you 'everything i want cant be done legally'

Flik chats, 'i need an anti-phade distortor that hangs around my head!'

--> Phade tells you 'Im a newbie help me'

Balin chats, 'women shouldn't be allowed to mud'

--> Sayara tells you 'you should mud marry kilith and i.'

Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'We are gathered here today'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'to unite this couple in the bonds of holy matrimony'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'do you Sayara take Kilith to be thy lawful wedded husband'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'to love and to cherish'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'in sickness and in health'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'for better or worse'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'richer or poorer'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim asks, 'till muddeath do thee part?
Sayara says, 'i do'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'and do you Kilith'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'take Sayara to be thy lawfully wedded wife'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim asks, 'to love and chesish blah blah blah?
Kilith says, 'i do'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim asks, 'do you have the ring?'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim gives a ring of flowing blood to Kilith.
Kilith gives a ring of flowing blood to Sayara.
Sayara slips her left finger into a ring of flowing blood.
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'by the power invested in me by the country of the Netherlands'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'i pronounce thee mud man and mud wife'
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'you may kiss your bride'
Kilith kisses Sayara.
Kilith gives Sayara a long and passionate kiss.
Zebiah, the high priest of Nim says, 'woah get a room'

Thran chats, 'i have anti-post-mud-death-depression appearentally'

--> Sardonic tells you 'wanna trade kits?'
--> Sardonic tells you 'it will be fun'
--> Sardonic tells you 'like dress up'

Seige chats, 'i need a woman that muds damnit'

Marek's skin freezes due to the lack of sunlight.
Havoc tells the group 'help! marek getting attacked by the dark'

Jigsaw chats, 'what's the point of learning create fog when it's everywhere already!!'

You are using:
<worn on feet> A pair of yellow wooden shoes (brand new)
Phade asks, 'are the wooden shoes a job requirment?'

Havoc [!] well, i think tackling you is like tackling a handicap person who broke his wheelchair

Christian chats, 'i'm what they load in the catapult to fire at the front lines'

Havoc [!] its not real pk when u two talk to each other
Havoc [!] so i guess MUMS the word
Cassandra [!] you're not a real pkiller if you're married!
Gollum [!] its only real pk if they don't lose
Phade [!] I think we need to write a book of rules of pk so we know how it works, because all these new rules are confusing me

Rymad [ClanTalks] i save all my funny stuff for when arwen's online so i have a chance for the quote of the week

Marek tells the group 'less talk more circles'
Incarnate tells the group 'laf, you missed a feed to yell at me?:)'

Gollum [!] me for something interesting - inquire within

Takeo tells the group 'quitters arent mudders :P'
Takeo tells the group 'quitters play loc'

+* A Pegasus *+ is here, upon a pegasus. (Sanctuary)

[-- Good --] Havoc wants an orb of moons
[-- Good --] Cassandra wants an orb of moons before Havoc
[-- Good --] Banquo wants an orb of moons before cassandra and havoc

Rymad tells the group 'behind every good mudder, there is a good mudder wife'

Pygmy [ClanTalks] need to change my title to ...On a mIsSIon to Hum with power.

Marek tells the group 'perfect = your not too crappy with this spell'

Rymad chats, 'Two chicks are here, strapped with leather, waiting to make your life bliss'
Gemetzl chats, 'i'm offended'
Rymad chats, 'oh, did i say that out loud?'

--> Zeth tells you 'sure its true...you.re always in the fab 5 group....'
You tell the group 'are we the fab 5?'
Yosei tells the group 'well he only has 4 letters in his name, it's his own damn fault'

Incarnate [ClanTalks] one day im gonna be bigger than him, cuz im drinking milk!

Gollum [!] mudsex ?
Takeo [!] im good thanx maybe next time gollum :P
Gollum [!] well at least someone is alive
Vdov [!] only if you'll snuggle and talk about molecular genetics after
Gollum [!] oooh vdov i accept!

Incarnate yells, 'hey can you come out here for a second, help me look for the contact lens I dropped?'
+* A Kuo-Toa *+ yells, 'sure, brt'

You chat 'all the girls in the house, type who'
Balin [ClanTalk] doh i typed who

Deamhainfhol tells the group 'btw arwen, you can lick now, i have elite head gear to protect me from balin's bonking on my head'
Balin knees Deamhainfhol in the groin.
Deamhainfhol tells the group 'ok, next priority: crotch eq'

Falloutboy chats 'Offer: Good circler, knows how to set his xp triggers, can be quiet. Use for XP now!'
Balin chats 'hmm don't know if i belive that offer, can be quiet'
Falloutboy chats 'ehh...well..with a gag..sure'

Balin whines 'you'll have to go loot your corpses, we aren't UPS'

Incarnate tells the group 'hmm btw... apparently my wife can EMP'
Incarnate tells the group 'knocks out all electronics for a few seconds.'

Pygmy drops the corpse of a squirrel.
Rymad pats Pygmy on the head.
You say, 'good dog'
Rymad says, 'good dog'

Rymad says, 'I have taught you all you need to know about kicking ass, Winterstar, You'll have to practice it on your own now'

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